Due to the fact that I am the "bestfriend", that position holds so much responisblity. First I had to put up with Shana's s**t which wasnt bad it was jus full of boredom. with this boredom it was required of me to keep her occupied (I mean its the summer and I dont have anything else to do). But we would sit on the phone and talk about nothin. Then when this lady was hungry...SHE WAS HUNGRY. I mean between me and her we would eat out of house and home; but when there was no access to food, boy did the hormones start to flare up...Im like GRL BOOM.
The next person's s**t I had to deal with was that of the father to be. Now me and this dude, well we have an o.k. relationship where there is respect but he has these jealousy issues that can be overbearing. For instance, I had arrived at Shana's house and mind you he calls her every day, at every hour, at every minute to see what she is doing (which was the same thing she was doing before he left...NOTHING). THE GAG is, is that she is PREGNANT, she cant go too far with a 10 pound baby strapped to her waist. So when I walked in the house he asked where we were going. Im like I have no gas and where the hell am I gonna take a 9month pregnant woman, to the CLUB or something? UGH get over ur self and quick. Over all the father can potentially be a nice guy but that jealousy trait will be his ultimate downfall. We all were in the delievery room and as a joke I was talking about viewing the baby being born (its too gross for me to look at), but the jealous father to be suggested that I was still a dude and I was not allowed to see this miraclous event take place because no one could see his "womans" vagina except for him. My whole thought process was like N**A please, Ive known "UR WOMAN" since we were like 7 yrs old seeing a vagina is the least of anyones worries.
So after being escorted out of the room so he would be happy, I waited in the family waiting room for at least 3 hours...OMG I was pacing back and forth, bugging the nurses and to my surprise its not a quick process like I thought it was (or that the MEDIA has glamorized). but at 9:30pm Shania Denise was born and when I saw the mother, she looked like she had been worn, like a FIERCE pair of Manolo Blahnik's worn on the feet of Gisele Bundchen during fashion week in MILAN...(ok a better reference, she looked like she went to HELL AND BACK LOL).
After all of that, after those intense 9months especially when the baby was a few days past the due date, the pregnancy is all over but Motherhood has only began.
In conclusion when Shania gets older im going to tell her of this experience and how when she was in her mothers womb she would fight with me in which I knew me and her was gonna have some issues. Even when I held Shania she cried a little and I told her..."GRL BOOM SHUT ALL THAT UP" and she did. She knows me, I kno her and we both will be an interesting pair to get along with...UGH her attitude is all Shana, her face is mostly of the father, but shes beautiful and im glad I went thru this experience
xoxo
JayTaraye
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